If you’re a big geek like me you’ve always wanted one of these giant saddled fluffbirds as a pet. well grow up, youngster, you’re never gonna get it! the only chance you have of riding one of these things is at an anime convention and that comes with a whole other mess of problems.
One the other hand, you could download all this adorable chocobo music at this awesome website right here. just make it a point to black out next time so you don’t remember anything.